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Represent your country by drinking a beer bong. A booze Olympics if you will. Check out the scores here.

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Specials: All our shots on the menu are rocking in at a sweet 2.50… pick something girly, on fire, with sugared lemons, hey, if you sweet talk us we may even buy you one!

Our Beerbong competition is up and running for the year, take one for your country!

Play our popular Battleshots! It’s battleships for lunatics... 5 ships per team, 20 shots and if you get to finish them all you get a free pat on the back from Captain Monkey himself! Available all afternoon and at night by special request.


We have regular pool competitions, darts contests, naked dwarf wrestling (only swedish females may enter) just come in and ask the crew or check the boards. The European football cup games are being shown as well on our big screens.


Bookings: We throw terrible parties, everyone seems to get drunk and get lucky… If that’s your thing, Birthdays, weddings, bar mitzvahs,  stag and hens are welcome!


contact us in advance for any special requests.


Admission Policy: No rubbish drinkers, thieves, fighters or bores. Anyone caught dealing drugs, we will call you an ambulance.


We have been rocking your Monkey Asses since 2002 with the friendliest crew in Lagos and the best damn tunes on the planet! At the Monkeys we handpick the juiciest crew from all over the world to deliver beautiful, life enhancing drinks to your tastebuds! Open all day with free internet, pool, darts and a chill vibe, as the lights go down we crank up the music, shots and the volume!

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Three Monkeys Bar
Rua Lançarote de Freitas 26 Lagos 8600 Portugal

Tel: 00351 282762995

Info@3monkeys.me.uk

Three Monkeys is built on a solid foundation of good music. We have a selection of some of our favourites here on our video
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MONKEYS

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AUSSIES

194

YANKS

195

KIWIS

186

SAFFAS

15

SCOTLAND

19

CANADA

153

ENGLAND

116

GERMANY

101

PORTUGAL

17

SPAIN

25

ITALY

34

SWEDEN

20

SWISS

1

LATVIA

2

BELGIUM

1

IRELAND

118

WALES

5

ISLE OF MAN

3

FRANCE

6

HOLLAND

3

DENMARK

7

AUSTRIA

82

NORWAY

23

POLAND

12

RUSSIA

1

BRAZIL

2

BAHAMAS

1

NIGERIA

1

NEWFOUNDLAND

50

FIJI

10